March 2010
Bow Wow alluding to Angela Simmons in his "Roger...
“CEO, shorty own her own kicks.”
Okay Shad. I see you.
I really enjoy the smell of a clean man.
Not only is his scent refreshing, it is always reassuring. Some men do not understand the importance of cleanliness.
Sometimes I feel like I don't have enough middle...
For all the bullshit I put up with from so called “friends”. Some people don’t quite understand the definition of a friend.
Recurring ideas are usually themes, people with...
You know them and have befriended at least one person like this. The user. The one who only calls when they need advice or help on homework. After that, they’re gone.
Sons of Anarchy , oh how I miss you.
Only other show on FX I loved besides Nip/Tuck.
Grocery day is the Best day.
Moms comes home and loads up the fridge. Fruits, mad juice, milk. Then the snacks in the pantry are overflowing. WIN.
The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce.
www.devilsdictionary.com
BEST SHIT EVER. Worth the read.
Do you guys remember MTV's Carmen : A Hip Hopera?
Loved that movie.
Here's that feeling again.
Staying up late on oovoo/skype , talking about all kinds of shit. Please, God let him be the right one.
EPIC.
simonefiasco:
merryjane:schickiedickie:
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good). A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Women always have the perfect comebacks....and...
simonefiasco:
hellaeesha:
freaknik:
stfuswallowbitxh:
skipfrombk:
When your girl gets mad and starts yelling
Say Imma eat your pussy
If she starts hitting you randomly
Say Imma eat your pussy
If she wants to pick a fight randomly
Say Imma eat your pussy
Watch and observe how fights will decrease in your relationship TENFOLD
what a fucking smart man. genius!!
what if she keeps...
#ZodiacFact libras, aquarius, virgos,sagittarius...
Yes.
#ZodiacFact Sagittarius' principle, they crave...
Yes. From painting rooms, cutting hair, I LOVE CHANGE.
#ZodiacFact Sagittarius do not like mind games,it...
#ZodiacFact Sagittarius are known for saying the...
That I am, and always will be.
#ZodiacFacts A Sagittarius never hides anything.
#ZodiacFacts Tolerance is required, Sagittarius...
Zodiac Spam!
#ZodiacFacts Basically Sagittarius are suited to anything as long as it does not tie them down with too much commitment
#ZodiacFacts Sagittarius make excellent...
#ZodiacFacts The best people to be in a...
Bias but true.
Human Sexuality is definitely on my college course...
I am not opposed to talking about most efficient ways to reach orgasm.
There’s other fish in the ocean, but none can swim beside you, see?
– Carmen: A Hip Hopera
PAUSE
backtosquare1:
So I’ve been looking through mugshots at my local jail, and I came across this chick, who looked familiar.
Then I see her name, and realize “Oh! I do know her”, and I ran a Facebook search on her.
And I find it hilariously ironic that I came across this.
K, just wanted to share.
Whoaaaa. I know I’m late, but godddamnn. This is way sketchy.
Being raised the Filipino way is great. →
paulzedrich:
terryberry:
American Kids: Move out when they’re 18 with the full support of their parents. Filipino Kids: Move out when they’re 28, may have saved for that nice house and are a week away from getting married - unless there’s room in the basement for the newlyweds. American Kids: When their Mom visits them she brings a nice bundt cake and you sip coffee and chat. Filipino...
i got a book today. (:
offtheshoulderr:
it’s “go ask alice”. i never read it, so i bought it im excited to read it after hw. :)
you’re going to be ill depressed and sad after reading it. it’s sad & true.
Remember, its not what people call you, its what...
If you call yourself a nail polish addict/makeup...
All the upcoming lines from all our favorite brands, tutorials, pictures, and reviews all in one place. Go check it out.
http://www.temptalia.com/
OPI for Shrek Summer 2010, nail swatches!
I hope these release soon!
http://www.beautyaddict.net/opi-shrek-forever-after-swatches/
Splurging on Mommy is always a good look.
She finished nursing school, and is bringing in $40/hr for a 40 hour week. Does she deserve the BEST Mother’s Day this year? HELL YEAH. She’s my best friend and I’d do anything for my best friend. I’m thinking spa, hair, nails and that Coach purse she’s been stalking for the last month.
You are never fully dressed unless you wear a...
I really like Keke Palmer.
That girl is really growing into her own, and doing it well. She’s talented and is always very classy. I hope her adult career is as promising as her child career on Nick.
This cool breeze is gonna make me K.O. in a...
It’s a comfy 74 degrees in Orlando, with a nice and steady breeze. I can’t work in this weather. It’s naaaap timeeee!
Most ppl dont die because of what they eat,, but...