Allen Iverson Appreciation Post.
He is everything.
Always will be.
Time to dance obnoxiously in my old Sixers jersey.
I’m leaving Orlando.
Try and stomach this truth. If not, I hope that shit makes you sick.
Sick and pained.
Wednesday May 5 @ 08:58pmThere’s only one upside to having a million and one friends that have had children young.
As cute as these miniature humans are to stare at and to play with, my tastes are far too temporary. The indulgences of today rarely make it to next week. Babies? HELL NO. I’ll pass. With all these babies/toddlers around me, I can get my fill of gurgling, big eyed beauties.
Crying baby? BEST BIRTH CONTROL EVER! YAY!
Sidebar: Why do I want to be a teacher/professor then?
Wednesday May 5 @ 08:54pmI wonder what those people did.
You know, those people who saw and felt their lives spiral the fuck outta control too late to stop it. I would love to talk to those people … See if they survived and see what kind of advice they could offer little old me.
Wednesday May 5 @ 08:50pmBig girl post.
So I’m finally going to my doctor tomorrow about birth control. YAY … not. Pills and I really do not get along. I cannot swallow the smallest pills and it’s really an annoying phobia to have when your uterus decides to punch and kick it’s way out of your body while you are at work watching other people’s demon spawns. I haven’t been to a OB/GYN yet, so I really don’t know what Doc’s gonna say tomorrow. I feel all grown up and shit.
How weird.
Wednesday May 5 @ 08:49pmWe’re giving away two free t-shirts two two lucky people! All you have to do is like
The Imperial Project (not Imperial Project) on Facebook and reblog this! http://www.facebook.com/TheImperialProject
We’ll message two people Sunday, May 27th to let them know they’ve won and to get their shipping info :)
She’d make a perfect vampire.
Black is the only color that matters.
Kanye shrugs & Spacejams. 👍 (Taken with instagram)
